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Kate Middleton showed us everything wrong with the UK
It's quite a lot if you haven't guessed x
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Clara Hill

November 2023

Will someone ever love me the way the court sketcher loves Sam Bankman-Fried??????
There is no limit on the number of projects I can engage with about FTX and its many crimes.
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Clara Hill

October 2023

Britney Spears is everything good about the world
Michelle Williams saying 'fo shizz fo shizz Ginuwine fo shizz' is therapy
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Clara Hill

September 2023

This Barbie says revolution now
The Westminster Model is inherently bad and it's a waste of energy to think a rather plain 30-year-old blonde posho with a penchant for pink is the…
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Clara Hill
'Margaritaville' - An accidental anthem of home
RIP Jimmy Buffett, i drank a margarita for you even though Bermudians prefer rum xxx
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Clara Hill
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I hate how much I love the Barbie movie
Greta Gerwig might have sold out, but I think it was worth it ya know....
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Clara Hill
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July 2023

Scooter Braun let Taylor Swift buy her back the masters because the 'Speak Now -Taylor's Version' does not slap as hard!!!!!
Spoiler - she’s looking at CD players online…. It just isn’t the same, which is fair and reasonable but also not.....
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Clara Hill
Sir Elton John, write the Twitter edition of Candle in the Wind please
'Something went wrong. Try reloading,' yes Elon the damage to my brain is terminal but I will persevere unlike your website xxxx
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Clara Hill
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June 2023

Caroline Calloway is many things but not a girlboss
Being white and upper middle class does not mean you do or aspire to own the means of production, and it needs to be said; you can have had every…
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Clara Hill
Humanities degrees are good actually but working for Rupert Murdoch is not!
A posh person wrote something enraging in the Times newspaper? Stop the press but still i write lol
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Clara Hill
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Hooray for doing things you wanted to do in 2004 but were too busy being constrained by being nine to do so
After this week, I never want to hear a peep out of my inner child ever again because she's had enough now! No more! Her time is O.V.E.R
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An ode to the day festival - Wide Awake 2023 review
Yes, Glastonbury looks like the pinnacle of existence, but getting the bus home up Brixton Hill after a day of post-punk, pop music and failing…
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Clara Hill
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