Scooter Braun let Taylor Swift buy her back the masters because the 'Speak Now -Taylor's Version' does not slap as hard!!!!!
Spoiler - she’s looking at CD players online…. It just isn’t the same, which is fair and reasonable but also not.....
Today, the release of ‘Speak Now (Taylor’s Version), is an important day in Swiftie land. And due to being busy and exhausted after organising this very important and wet protest at the National Resident Landlord Association annual convention (join a tenants union, y’all), this Swifty thought she’d knock off two birds with one stone by seeing how this new version compares in a track-by-track review…..
Mine
She’s doing more vocal fry! I miss the fake southern twang that gave her early career an irresistible delusion.
Sparks Fly
Like, we get it; you’re a better vocalist now! We know! However, the whimsy levels have been turned down, and that is sad!
Back To December
I prefer this one!
Speak Now
Why is she giving falsetto in this?
Dear John
What is this echo she is hellbent on adding? Is there a technical term for it? Either way, I hate it!
Mean
This is definitely different, but not in a bad way, but it needs more fake Southern twang.
The Story of Us
See above.
Never Grow Up
See above.
Enchanted
This has improved, and not in a way that makes me feel indignant.
Better Than Revenge
Right, Ms Swift, you cannot remove one line from this fundamentally slut shamey song, which happens to be one of your most iconic and be like, ‘Ooooh, I’m a feminist now.’ Structurally, this is a silly, misogynist piece of work and should be celebrated. The opening line is, “Now go stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done” like she’s a bloody child, for crying out loud, and it feels like a thinly-veiled threat of violence. Dolly Parton would never.
Innocent
This sounds the same.
Haunted
The echo is back, and the sense of embarrassing desperation is gone, and that is SAD!
Last Kiss
This has gotten richer in a way I like!
Long Live
That damned echo! What on earth is that about? Sort it out! Bring back the sense of naivete!
Ours
The difference, which is a bit notable, does not offend me.
Superman
That blasted echo has returned, but I’m less mad about it!